February 2012
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…I think I’ll go clean my room.
Feb 28th
callmesphinx: pretendteatime: callmesphinx: askmalngst: callmesphinx: askmalngst: callmesphinx: askmalngst: *snuggle* good. *snuggle* yay, for snuggle. All snuggles Forever? Of course Awesome Good. Now no one else may snuggle you Hey. Dude. As her sister, I am entitled to certain snuggling rights. No fuck you Well that was straightforward. Would you be willing...
Feb 28th
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riddlemetom: make a text post refresh SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE
Feb 28th
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charlieebee replied to your post: Sister: Who’s that? Me: You watch Yu Gi Oh with… You’re teaching her well :’)
Feb 28th
callmesphinx: askmalngst: callmesphinx: askmalngst: callmesphinx: askmalngst: *snuggle* good. *snuggle* yay, for snuggle. All snuggles Forever? Of course Awesome Good. Now no one else may snuggle you Hey. Dude. As her sister, I am entitled to certain snuggling rights.
Feb 28th
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FACT: It is physically impossible for asexuals to...
callmesphinx: xardogn: factsaboutqueers: If a person becomes asexual while within England’s borders, they are automatically teleported to Kentucky. DAMMIT REALLY??? there go my vacation plans  Fuuuuuck I don’t want to go to Kentucky No one wants to go to Kentucky.
Feb 28th
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Words to keep inside your pocket: Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul. Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.  Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.  Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.  Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.  Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.  Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.  Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.  Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in...
Feb 28th
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Sister: Who’s that? Me: You watch Yu Gi Oh with me. You know who that is. Sister: Well, I just forgot. -Takes a moment- Is it The Sparrow? Me: -Fist bump-
Feb 28th
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tumblr user: apples are delicious
another tumblr user: wow um who are you to say whether or not apples are delicious?? that's totally subjective you should've said "*I* think apples are delicious" and even then fuck you how do you think that makes oranges and pears feel? there are all types of different fruit and they're all delicious in their own way and don't need to be judged by assholes like you
another tumblr user: ^^^ This.
another tumblr user: *glee gif*
Feb 28th
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thedruff: PASSING THIS SHOULD BE A PREREQUISITE BEFORE GETTING INVOLVED WITH HEATED ARGUMENTS ON TUMBLR
Feb 28th
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2.5 miles
42.9 miles.
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mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.  i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat  am i a bad person  
Feb 27th
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callmesphinx: pretendteatime: callmesphinx: askmalngst: callmesphinx: askmalngst: Clearly As long as you know :| I ALWAYS KNOW GOOD, CAUSE YOU SHOULD I do. Now come here. MATISSE SHUT YOUR FACE BUT THEN I CAN’T BREATHE.
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
callmesphinx: askmalngst: callmesphinx: askmalngst: Clearly As long as you know :| I ALWAYS KNOW GOOD, CAUSE YOU SHOULD I do. Now come here.
Feb 27th
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veridis: please tell me I’m not the only one on tumblr that legitimately likes candy corn
Feb 27th
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Music and fandom
Song about love: Thinking of my otp
Song about loss: Thinking of my otp
Song that does not fit my otp at all: Imagines AU to fit song and otp
Feb 27th
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“1. Abandon the idea that you are ever going to finish. Lose track of the 400...”
– John Steinbeck on “how to keep from going nuts” while writing. From Paris Review - The Art of Fiction No. 45. via openculture which also has a great video of Steinbeck’s 1962 acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize for Literature. (via kenyatta)
Feb 27th
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Woman/Person with Uterus: Can I have birth control?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Republicans: No.
Woman/PwU: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Republicans: No. (And you're a slutty slut for opening your legs in the first place so you deserved it!)
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sweetkirkandhellaspock: this just in: people, both on the internet and in real life, are allowed to have different opinions than you - stay tuned for more at eleven.
Feb 27th
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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via 1612th)
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potatochowder replied to your post: potatochowder replied to your post:… Is it weird that I want to watch this eventually? DON’T DO IT, BRO. JUST DON’T. YOU’RE NOT STRONG ENOUGH.
Feb 27th
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potatochowder replied to your post: THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE… Three what, love? You’ll thank me later.
Feb 27th
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THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Feb 27th
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charlieebee: My racist, homophobic, loud, obnoxious asstard of a stepbrother has been in Italy for the past ten days Now he’s back T.T
Feb 27th
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karketta asked: where's the money
Feb 27th
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karketta asked: make me pancakes
Feb 27th
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potatochowder asked: Wanna go again?
Feb 27th
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karketta asked: stay gold ponyboy
Feb 27th
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